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a family took their kid into the hospital because the child was suffering from severe health problems. upon examination from the doctor, they found out that the child had a terminal illness and the only way to cure the child was with a brain transplant. the doctor explained to them that it was an experimental procedure and that it would be very risky. able to accept the risk, the doctor told the family that the operation would also be very costly, however their health insurance would be able to cover the cost of the operation. the only thing they will need to pay for will be the actual brain. The family was anxious to help their child and decided it was the only option. they asked the doctor how much a brain would cost. the doctor explained to them "It depends, would you rather have male or female brain? a male brain costs 5000 dollars and a female brain costs 200 dollars. " the other men in the hospital smirked and tried not laugh as the doctor told the family the prices. "Ok.... well why does the male brain cost so much more than the female brain" "Oh, thats standard sales procedure," explained the doctor. "You see the female brains have to marked down as they have actually been used."